Who The Heck Ordered the Thundestorm?
Dear Mother Nature: I know we aren't on the best of terms. I am not sure *why* you do not like me, but last time a I checked, you sort of owe me. You may think that my whole still being alive thing makes us even, but I contend what you have taken and the mess you left behind has a bigger price. I would like to point out that it is still February, and we live in the Midwest. While I am not a fan of snow or ice, that is the weather we are supposed to be getting. I am supposed to have a reprieve on thunderstorms until at least mid March. I know that in years past, I have said how much I love thunderstorms, but you pretty much destroyed that love last summer. Until I have been paid back in full, I would appreciate if you would cooperate with my requests. Thanks, Jennifer