If I could fly, I'd be a cockatiel
Yes I would be a pet, but I really think it would be sweet deal. Curious Cockatiel Yes...I would have to sleep standing up and in a cage. However, I'd have a human to feed, water, and clean up after me. I would have no bills to pay. I's have a shoulder to sit on, and human to love to love me. I think it is win-win.